Tissue Thin Philanthropy

If you would like to engage in tissue thin philanthropy, the corporate citizens at GeogiaPacifice have a new program to enable you to do so. For every UPC you mail in from their Quilted Northern Ultra bathroom tissue, they will contribute 50 cents to--you guessed it--the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. (up to $500,000)

For this classic, well-meaning, women-patronizing, cause marketing campaign, GeorgiaPacific is hereby inducted to the Cowgirl Philanthropy Hall of Shame.